Kyn Tucin's Birthday

Our leader has turned 44 today and will be hard at work writing the constitution and campaigning for President. Happy Birthday Kyn!  

Cenian Taxes

Income Tax: $0-$5,500 0%; $5,501-$25,000 4%; $25,001-$49,500 18%; $49,501-$63,000 24%; $63,001-$100,000 27%; $100,001-$175,000 31%, $175,001-$224,500 36%, $224,501-$449,500 41%, $449,501 and over 45%

Corporate Tax: 1st quartile 28%, 2nd quartile 31%, 3rd quartile 35%, 4th quartile 41%

Small Business Tax: 1st quartile 23%, 2nd quartile 26%, 3rd quartile 29%, 4th quartile 32.5%

COARF (Cenian Old Age Retirement Fund) Contribution: 9.1% employee, 9.2% employer

CENIHEALTH Contribution: 5.7% employee, 5.8% employer

Capital Gains Tax: 27% if income tax lower than 30%; 41% if higher than 40%

Property Tax (Sector Avg): 1 penny per $100 in value; Property Tax (Planetary Avg): 1 penny per $110 in value

Inheritance/Gift Tax: 27% if  if income tax lower than 30%; 35% if higher than 30%

VAT: 15%; Avg Sector: 4%; Avg Planet: 3.7%

GST: 5.1%; Avg Sector: 4.2%; Avg Planet: 2.9%

Gasoline Tax: 5p/L

Fat Tax: 13p/g above reasonable limits

Calorie Tax: 1p/100 calories above reasonable limits

Alcohol Tax: $1.74/L

Tobacco Tax: $9.44/kg

Carbon Tax: $27.38/t

Tobin Tax: 3.9% of currency transactions

Transit Tax: $21 per entry

Security Tax: 0.5% of cost of ticket

Gambling Tax: $11 per entry, 0.7% of wins (taxable for income) 

Tariffs:

• Waterloo: 7% manufactured, 4% agricultural
• Holy Land: 8% M, 5% A
• TBE: 15%, 10%
• Jacobia: 9%, 5%
• Zebrika: 3%, 3%
• Vampyrico: 12%, 9%
• Scorpia: 21.7%, 21.4% 

Arbitration Court Rules in Favor of Cenial Kickball Team

While going over the video footage of the Cenial Masters' first game, the Cenian Kickball League Arbitration Court has ruled in favor of the Cenial Masters in saying that referee Louise Batchabinga made an error when calling two runners out. The referee called a foul ball and made a runner go back to third plate, where he was called out. The court ruled that the ball was not a foul ball and so the referee's double out call was invalid. The court also ruled that the Masters had legally won the game 5-4 and would continue on to the next round, where they will face the Mesa Verde Greens. Batchabinga was quoted as saying about the ruling: "Well, sometimes people make mistakes, and I will abide by the ruling of the court." 

Cenial Kickball Fans Mad About 'Stolen' Game

 Two runs in the first inning gave the Cenial Masters kickball team a 2-0 lead, but a four point scoring by the opponents the Rio Verde Kickers team had them in the lead. A third point for the Masters was scored in the last inning, leaving the score 4-3. In the last minutes of the game, however, referee Louise Batchabinga made a controversial call calling two runners about to score runs for the Masters out. Fans are raving about the 'stolen' game which they say rightfully belongs to the Masters. A Cenial Masters spokesperson said the team will appeal the verdict to the Cenian Kickball League Arbitration Court.