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15 May 2011

Ranks of the Army & Marines

E1- Private
E2- Private 2nd Class
E3- Private 1st Class
E4- Corporal
E5- Sergeant
E6- 1st Sergeant
E7- Master Sergeant
E8- Major Sergeant
E9- Sergeant General
O1-  2nd Lieutenant
O2-  1st Lieutenant
O3-  Captain
O4-  Major 
O5-  Lt. Colonel
O6-  Colonel
O7-  Brigadier General
O8-  Major General
O9-  Lt. General
O10- General
O11-Supreme General (no O11 in Marines)

14 May 2011

Organization of the Army

Squad: 8 soldiers, commanded by sergeant, corporal (second in command)
Platoon: 4 squads (32 soldiers), commanded by lieutenant, major sergeant (second in command)
Company: 4 platoons (128 soldiers), commanded by captain
Battalion: 4 companies (512 soldiers), commanded by lt. colonel, major (second in command)
Regiment: 4 battalions (2,048 soldiers), commanded by colonel
Battlegroup: 4 regiments (8,192 soldiers), commanded by brigadier general
Corps: 4 battlegroups (32,768 soldiers), commanded by major general
Army: 4 corps, (131,072 soldiers), commanded by general, lt. general (second in command)
Army of Ceni: Commanded by Supreme General

13 May 2011

Poll Results

In a random poll of 8,000 people, 67% of them voted for incumbent King Tucin, whose policies, in my opinion, were better. The 33% that voted for Mr. Rawlins were supporters and friends of him.

"Lower Prices, Vote for Rawlins & Guerrette"


  • Environment: More national parks
  • Foreign Policy: Wage war
  • Economy: Higher minimum wage
  • Taxes: Higher taxes for poor, lower taxes for rich
  • Education: Great education
  • Health Care: Great health care
  • Military: Big military buildup
  • Social policy: None

"Peace and Prosperity With Tucin and Debord"

  • Environment: Tax on CO2, subsidies for clean energy, government funds for clean energy facilities
  • Foreign Policy: Be peaceful, join alliances
  • Economy: Higher minimum wage
  • Taxes: Lower taxes for poor and middle class, higher taxes for wealthy and corporations
  • Education: Better schools, more teachers
  • Health Care: Cheaper health care, more available health care, subsidy of 10% on health care
  • Military: Less military buildup, use military for defense only
  • Social Policy: High unemployment benefits, high social security

09 May 2011

Elections For King

The 5 year term of King Tucin has ended, and here are the candidates for election.


  • King Kyn Tucin, with Secretary of State Allan Debord - Cenian Social Liberal Party
  • Current Prime Minister Erik Glandon, with Ted Guerrette-  Cenian Conservative Party
  •  Jessie Willett of Scorpia, with Darryl Schiavone- Scorpian National Party

Que of Waterloo Forges Papers

Today it was discovered that minister Fon Que of Waterloo had ordered subordinates to forge papers indicating that King Tucin had married former Secretary of State Saundra Narducci. The outbreak came after Mr. Que publicly told citizens that Narducci had married Tucin. Fon Que has seemed to sell Waterloo out to the Herd, and it appears that the emperor and empress had been deposed in favor of a Herd-run government. The country will now host regiments of Herd troops and ninjas.

05 May 2011

Scorpia Joins Ceni

Scorpia's inhabitants have voted to join Ceni and axe the former monarchy. The Scorpia and Krysteel sectors will elect a senator to the senate, and will be ruled by a joint board consisting of the former King of Scorpia, the Senators, and elected representatives from each planet.

Herd Agents Form Ninja Group

A group of elite agents was found training on the outside world of Melvard'usna today by a Cenian spy. They were found practicing jumps, and running marathons. Their leader, Tyrone Mingus, picks only the strong to go out and infiltrate Ceni. The "Herd Seals" are wanted criminals, and a manhunt order went out today for the head of Tyrone Mingus.

04 May 2011

The Herd Attacks King

On 28 April 5011, the Herd tried to assassinate the king.  A group, led by Symington Laureano(former Prime Minister), including Allan Sharper and Ted Crech (both Former senators), arrived on Cenaci. While the King was looking through the COM (Cenian Outdoor Market),  Mr. Crech started taking potshots at the king form above stalls. Gatson and Sharper stayed behind, pretending that they were looking at goods in stalls. When Crech joined up with them, the King's attendants ran after them and the posse ran away, to places unknown. However, they knew they were discovered.

Calia's Aristocrats Sit in Mansions; Poor Eat in Slums

Today it was discovered that Calia's rich aristocrats taxed the poor who lived in slums to fund their mansions. Calia is an ally of Jacobia. And while the poor suffer, the rich eat bonbons and do nothing at all to help their country.

26 April 2011

Protest Does Not Go Unnoticed

After protesters chanting "No Stinky Grass" went through the streets of Tycuflux, the Cenian government has pledged to remove the 15 million xhiya-grass that had been transplanted from Jacobia. When asked why the xhiya-grass had gone to Ceni, a Jacobian official declined to comment.

Arunnia Goes Hungry

Today, it was revealed that many Arrunian citizens were starving on their meager rations of bread and cheese. After many Jacobian refugees arrived with very little to eat, the Arunnian government handed out food, but could not hand out food to the poor citizens who could not afford it due to high taxes. Over 5 million people have died of starvation, and the Cenian government sent $50 million worth of food to the surviving citizens. They may decide to break away and join Ceni.

24 April 2011

14 April 2011

Clerk Accidentally Deletes King's Financial Information

Today, it was discovered that a Madian clerk accidentally deleted the King's financial information. While on a trip to Madia, the king gave his keystick to a clerk at the Madian National Bank, where the account of a person who owed money to him was. The clerk said he would transfer the money into the King's account. However, the clerk accidentally deleted the financial transactions, and gave it back to the king. When his accountants discovered that the Bewlegi was no longer there, they immediately began working on the backup version. But the accountants demand a hefty salary for re-doing all of their work.

13 April 2011

Ceni vs. Jacobia?

A debate has been going on in Ceni and the Cenian Senate: Should we declare war on Jacobia or not? As a recent poll of 156,702 people shows, 90% of the populace disapproves of Jacobia's actions or is neutral. A recent vote in the Senate to declare war on Jacobia lost 45/55 because Senator Cody Barrentine pointed out it would be a violation of the Demilitarization Act. But some critics of the vote point out that there is 1 loophole in the demilitarization act: that you can declare war to protect innocent people. But that remains yet to be seen.
 

11 April 2011

Ceni Demilitarizes

After the story of the theft of Bringer of Justice, the Cenian government has decided to demilitarize, citing "the desire not to express wanton butchery on innocent inhabitants" and the "danger stolen warships can pose to inhabitants of Ceni". The Senate ratified the measure limiting the amount of warships that Ceni can have and limiting the army to a maximum 1:15 ratio 87-13. "Ceni does not want to capture unwilling planets and instead wants to defend itself" says senator Russel Seymour, who introduced the bill. The existing Super Dreadnaughts and SSDs will be scrapped.

"The Sauretik Theft" by Donovan Forsmark


The Sauretik Theft

Chapter 1

“Is everything ready, Max?” “All is prepared, my lord.” “Then proceed.”

The new Super Star Destroyer glistened in the Sauretik sunlight, almost ready for deployment. Crowds of Tiks swarmed over the massive starship, making sure that every single part was functioning properly. Max smiled as he gazed out at the starship and the space station which it was anchored to. “That ship will soon be ours!” he thought to himself.

Chapter 2

Caesar jogged to the assault meeting, hoping he was not late. His employer better be happy, he thought. Life as a mercenary was not easy.

Caesar arrived just as Max started barking the updated plans. “Team, this mission is very dangerous. We will break into the Sauretik Shipyards complex and steal that Super Star Destroyer. Who has any ideas?” Jon rose from his seat as he began to voice his plan. “We hack into the intercom and announce a break so everyone is distracted, then we break into the ship and hop it into hyperspace.” “Good plan, Jon. Let’s do this thing. Caesar, Jon, you will hack into the main computer. Henry, Tom, you will break the ship free from its bindings-““How do we break through-they can’t be broken through with a drill.” “I will supply some acid that can break through metal. Mike and Sam, come with me. We will take over the bridge. Is that all clear? ““Aye, aye, captain!” six enthusiastic voices responded. “Then let’s do this.”

Chapter 3

It was a normal day at Sauretik Shipyards, Inc. Or so everyone thought. Keren Matthews, captain of the Bringer of Justice, or Oevatre Bs Whfgvpr in Splak, his native language, rose up to it in his private shuttle and wondered when the darn blasted slow Tik crews would finish work on his dear ship. “I’m waiting! Get to work!” he yelled at the Tiks. A servant arrived with a cup of caf, and he nodded to his first mate. “We will finish today!” he declared.

A hovervan drove up to the guard house at the new Super Space Station at the shipyard. It was no normal van, though. It was Max’s van.

Chapter 4
The guard appeared and lowered the gate. “Who goes there?” he asked. “Someone dead!” Max replied and shot the guard cleanly in the face. “What happened?” he growled. The blaster gas must’ve gone out, he realized. Tossing the old blaster gas aside, he ordered Caesar to bring him another gas pack. “Here it is, sir “Caesar said as he threw the new one to Max. Max proceeded to shoot the guard for real this time, never knowing the blaster gas pack would serve as evidence against him. They silently moved the body into the van and drove away.

Chapter 5

“Guard 123456, come in. Guard 123456, come in.” Niter Jones looked out the window to the guard station. A van had driven past, and the guard was gone.  “Notify security. We have an intruder in the shipyard.”

Tetengo Noor, maintenance worker, was hard at work checking the turbolaser emplacements when an announcement came over the loudspeaker. “All personnel, you have break time now. I repeat, now is break time.”

“….I repeat now is break time. “ “Who authorized that? The Captain said. “No one did, Captain. “said the communications officer. “Drat. My ship will not be completed on time. Hey, wait. If no one authorized it, then who did?”

Chapter 6

Matthews recalled the comm message that had told him of the intruders. “Those intruders must’ve done it. But who knows their purpose for doing this?

Jon disembarked from the van with Caesar and prepared himself for the computer room that lay ahead.

Jon and Caesar entered the room and went directly to the computer. A message appeared on the screen: <Passcode please.> “That’s easy” Jon said as he entered it. It was < Oevatre Bs Whfgvpr>. The computer took a little while to load, and the message next was <Passcode accepted.>. Jon navigated the computer with ease, and selected comm. He then talked his message into the mike: “All personnel, you have break time now. I repeat, now is break time.” “Mission accomplished! “ Jon and Caesar cheered. “Now let’s go back to Max.”



Chapter 7

Tom and Henry secured the acid and jumped out of the van. They headed toward the docks, where the Bringer of Justice was anchored. Their mission: Cut the Bringer of Justice from its anchors.

Henry and Tom finally reached the Bringer of Justice. They easily located the anchors and poured a small bottle of powerful acid onto each one. “Tom, in a few minutes these will burn away the anchors.””That’s right, Henry.” It didn’t take much acid to cut through the anchors, because Henry and Tom left a few bottles of acid behind……

A forensic detective immediately arrived after the security team called him in. He then noticed that there was a spare blaster cartridge and a pool of blood. “You here need a serologist and a ballistic analyst.” “Let’s call them in!”

Chapter 8

The serologist, a Boydnyri by the name of Ubislaw Nach’um, came in and took a sampling of blood away to his lab on the surface of Sauretik. He determined that the blood was from a male Tik, the same type of species as the guard. Nach’um asked for a blood sample of the guard. Sure enough, the samples matched.

Gugr’an Semis, ballistic analyst, took a different approach.  He drove up to the guard station and took a look at the blaster gas. “It looks like this blaster gas was made for a Heavy Fire pistol. And here, look at this batch number. It was bought a few days ago.” Ch’r Flk’rn Jj’loig, the forensic detective, would soon look into recent purchases of blaster gas on Sauretik. And one of those people was one Tekian named Max Trs.


Chapter 9

Max, Mike, and Sam hurried up the docking tube to the Bringer of Justice. “One bridge takeover, coming up!”  As Max, a Tekian, slithered up the ramp, one tiny piece of skin started slowly coming off him. You see, Tekians shed their skin once in a while. Now this was not the right time to do it. “Max, your skin is coming off…””I don’t care, Mike, we need to steal this ship now!” “Alright.”

“We have reached the bridge!” Max jubilantly said. “Not for long.” said a voice behind him. “Not for long.” Max whirled around and was suddenly face to face with a Michosplak, most likely captain of the ship. “No, now it is you that is not for long” Max said as his gun wailed with one last blaster bolt. It shot the Michosplak right in the heart and he died without a sound.

Chapter 10

The forensic detective quickly followed the trail of the van, looking for possible evidence. “Gotcha, bottle of acid” Ch’r Flk’rn Jj’loig said.

Ring, ring, ring went the phone in Tik Forensic Experts. “Who is it?” their aide, Happy Nut’ranu, asked as he picked up the phone. “I need a toxicologist, on the double.” the voice of Ch’r Flk’rn Jj’loig came out. “We’ll get you one as soon as possible, Mr. Jj’loig.” “Thank you.”

“Mr. Changu, come here.” “There is a customer who needs you on the double. Go to Sauretik Shipyards and investigate.” “Okay.”

Mr. Changu, toxicologist, arrived. He quickly located Jj’loig and the bottles of acid. “One thing’s gone, and that’s the binders.” he remarked. A flash of inspiration came to him. “This acid must’ve been used to break through those binders!” “Let’s test it for fingerprints” Jj’loig said. “Get my fingerprint powder.”

Back in the lab, Jj’loig dusted and dusted. “Ooh, look what we are having here!” The fingerprints showed up. “Go to the fingerprint match catalog. Test these. I want to convict somebody!”

Chapter 11

Max easily brought the ship into hyperspace, heading to their secret rendezvous point. “Now my employer will be impossible to stop! And I will be rich! Mhuwahhahahaa!”

The fingerprint match showed up quite easily. It was Henry Poilus’ fingerprints.

Back from the lab, Ch’r Flk’rn Jj’loig observed news broadcasts from his speeder. The frightened anchor said “Today we have received news that the Bringer of Justice has been stolen. Whoever possesses it will be nearly unstoppable.”

Jj’loig went up the docking ramp. He saw a piece of skin that had fluttered down. “A skin sample. Hmm.” He noticed that it had scales on it, and it was in a long strip. “A Tekian did this- the one who bought blaster gas! Now it makes sense! The Tekian and his mercenaries stole the Bringer of Justice!”

“Now all we have to do is catch them…………”

07 April 2011

Senator Getting Married

The Senator for the Sparkia sector, Allyson Munez is getting married to business tycoon Kurt Renick. The engagement was announced today, and they are scheduled to get married in May 7012 (2012).

05 April 2011

Elections

Today, the Cenians held elections for Senate seats. here are the results:

65%- Cenian Central Party
16%-Cenian Independent Party
15%-Cenian National Democratic Party
4%-Michosplak Conservative Party



11 February 2011

Greedy Jacobia

At a routine diplomatic meeting between Ceni, Jacobia, and the Holy Land, the Representatives of Jacobia and the Holy Land, J II and K. Cremeens, started arguing and it became a shouting match over the fact that many people in other countries were tired of the fact of J II being in charge, and that J II didn't respect the rights of his citizens. J II's bodygaurd, V. Dicksit, started attacking Cremeens after Cremeens started pointing out several facts that were not on J II's side. Cremeens was defenseless, and Dicksit mercilessly pounded Cremeens. Cremeens suffered hyperventilation and was taken to a nearby hospital to recover. J II must be so intent on staying in power, that he is attacking peaceful people! When the news reached the populace of the Holy Land, they protested over J II's iron grip on the region, because the Holy Land split off from Jacobia after a war of independence. Now J II thinks he has power over both the Holy Land and Waterloo, but they resist. After the incident, J II called Cremeens "an insulting fool" and proceeded to declare war on the Holy Land. This incident broke Ceni's representative, King Kyn Tucin, to tears. Ceni will stay neutral, although it is swaying toward the Holy Land's side.

Jacobia's king's diplomatic cables to Kyn Tucin have been revealed and calls Tucin " a liar". Jacobia has even disputed Ceni's right to be left alone. Here are some excerpts:



"  I can become as powerful as I want it is not your business to interfere!"

Response: "Than I can become as powerful as I want without you interfering!"


Response: " You are the one who always says that your reason to declare war on me is that I am ''Greedy'' but I am not and I can interfere with you because you are using false statements."

J II's call sign-
J. II of Jacobia
Emporer of Jacobia 
(clearly unhappy at Kyn)

As you can see why, Jacobia and J II are being portrayed as "careless monsters" .

Ceni will fight to defend the interests of all free people, and Jacobia's people are clearly not free. They protest about the high taxes, drafting, high food prices, low wages, and dependence on the military.

We will wait and see if J II will be deposed or will step down like Mubarak.










31 January 2011

Defeat of Jacobia

Today, it was announced that Ceni defeated Jacobia. A major rout near Kruk'nish, for Jacobia that is, prompted the ruling commander to surrender. At the Battle of Kruk'nish, the navy of Ceni surrounded Jacobia's navy around the outer planet of Kruk'nish. Since Kruk'nish was situated in a nebula, and Cenian forces blockaded the only exit, Jacobian forces were trapped. Cenian ships started firing on the weak ships, and many blew up. Jacobian reinforcements tried to arrive, but at the nearby Battle of Kruk'nar, a Cenian force neatly drove the Jacobian reinforcements back to Jacobia, because there was a Super Dreadnaught and the Jacobian commanders did nothing but flee. Thanks to this surrender, Jacobia now bows to Ceni. We will immediatly take a census to allocate representatives to the Jacobian people.

26 January 2011

Fladoodles

A main item of food is fladoodles. A bean fladoodle is an illireabean fried in machuke flour. A meat fladoodle is a piece of faltry fried in machuke flour. A fish fladoodle is a piece of harhoole fried in fish oil and machuke flour.

19 January 2011

Senator Having Baby

Senator B. Dikson, C-Upper Throneworlds, is having a baby. It is expected to be born around September. Senator Dikson is very proud to now be a farther.

11 January 2011

Royal Times Online

A new Cenian blog has come out! The Royal Times online, cenisnewspaper.blogspot.com, has all of the stories of The Royal Times, but online! So, all followers and avid fans, enjoy the online database of articles and maybe some new features!

09 January 2011

Pikadoran Steel Drum Band

This is a Pikadoran steel drum band performing on Pikadora. It is featuring Bob Yeara.

08 January 2011

Census Chart (Again!)

Here is the updated census chart:

New Total Population

What a baloon of population growth! The new population of Ceni is : 42,549,700,000,000- a huge growth from 15,834,000,000,000.

New Top 20 Sectors

Here are the new top 20 populated sectors:



Cenaci sector5,075
Lower Throneworlds sector3,900
Hoakgox Sector 3,495
Katinal sector2,640
Hrrar Plo sector1,920
Michosplak sector1,820
Squee sector1,800
Sartakak sector 1,755
ParasKevee sector1,570
Upper Throneworlds sector1,510
Sauretik sector1,430
T'kr'tonga sector1,173
OwecaKitigarg sector 1,126
Neoterra sector1,036
New Cenaci sector810
Nanania sector785
Pandolo sector 711
Orne sector675
Fentlaraar sector671
Lonar sector635


The numbers are in billions.

Updated Census

The CCB has noted a significant population increase in several sectors, due to immigration. Here are the revised populations:


Cenaci sector5,075
Lower Throneworlds sector3,900
Hoakgox Sector 3,495
Katinal sector2,640
Hrrar Plo sector1,920
Michosplak sector1,820
Squee sector1,800
Sartakak sector 1,755
ParasKevee sector1,570
Upper Throneworlds sector1,510
Sauretik sector1,430
T'kr'tonga sector1,173
OwecaKitigarg sector 1,126
Neoterra sector1,036
New Cenaci sector810
Nanania sector785
Pandolo sector 711
Orne sector675
Fentlaraar sector671
Lonar sector635


Narinomats sector 521
Popatrok sector388


The numbers are in billions.

02 January 2011

Clothing CPI

Here are some common clothes and their prices:
T-shirt:$12.95
Shirt:$21.60
Jeans:$17.30
Underwear:$4.40
Pajamas/Jammies(Shirt&Pants):$25.90
Pants:$16.90
Jacket:$24.40
Gloves:$5.26
Coat:$26.45
Hat:$12.80

Electronic Items CPI

Here are some common electrical goods' prices:
Desktop Computer:$2,160
Laptop Computer:$1,280
Datapad:$640
Mobile Phone:$85

01 January 2011

Furniture CPI

Here are some common furniture prices:
Chair:$81.80
Sofa:$506.00
Bed:$268.00

Grocery Store CPI

Here are some common grocery goods.
Bread, 1kg:$4.40
Soda,1l:$3.06
Water,bottled,1l:$1.82
Cheese,1kg:$13.39
Rice,1kg:$22.80
Flour,1kg:$19.07
Sugar,1kg:$20.92
Corn,1kg:$7.84
Beans,1 can:$5.26
Bulbplant(Potatoes),1kg:$3.88
Rootplant(Carrots),1kg:$6.08
Nuts,assorted,1kg:$25.48
Peanut butter,1 tub:$5.93
Flatray,1kg:$31.58
Flatfish,1kg:$22.60
Harhoole,1kg:$28.28
Sinkrar,1kg:$12.35
Faltry,1kg:$11.45
Apples,1kg:10.50
Greens,1kg:3.88
Pasta,1 pack:$10.36
Pierogie,1 pack:$11.76
Milk,1l:$1.62
Ham,1 can:$4.00
Coffee beans,1kg:$20.35

CPI

I have compiled a list of common store-bought goods and have made prices for them. This is a Consumer Price Index.

Happy New Year (But Only on Earth)

Today is New Year's day. Well, on Earth actually. On Cenaci and other planets, the length of the year is different. Cenaci's year is 480 days long, or 12 40-day months. On Cenaci, 1 day equals 27 hours and 1 our equals 100 minutes and 1 minute equals 100 seconds. Goodbye, Sumerian calendar! It's too outdated for us Cenians!

29 December 2010

Capsule Hotels

They have these little capsules in hotels. They are a cheap way to stay. In Ceni, they have very many of these.
For more about capsule hotels, go to this website.

28 December 2010

Politicial Parties

There are two major politicial parties in Ceni, the Cenian Centran Party and the Cenian National Democratic Party. Here are some of their views:

Taxes:
CNDP- This party supports lower overall taxes, lower taxes on corporations, higher taxes for the wealthy, and lower taxes on the middle class
CCP- This party supports lower overall taxes, lower taxes on corporations, lower taxes for the wealthy, and lower taxes for the middle class.

Education:
CNDP-This party supports bonuses for good teachers, less teacher tests, more student tests, and better schools.
CCP-This part supports better schools, less student tests, more teacher tests, and rewards for teachers that do their jobs.

Human Rights:
CNDP- This party supports warrentless searches to root out crime and the 5 fundamental freedoms.
CCP- This party supports privacy rights and the 5 fundamental freedoms.

Military/Defense:
CNDP- This party supports increased military spending, increased security measures, and drafting of troops in wartime.
CCP-This party supports decreased military spending, decreased security measures, and no drafting in wartime.

Environment:
CNDP-This party supports alternative fuuels and rebates for people that buy Energy-Star qualified appliances.
CCP- This party supports alternative fuels and rewards for farmers&fishermen who use environmentally-firendly processes.

Government Restructuring
CNDP-This party supports no restructuring.
CCP-This party supports restructuring.

Sartakak Sector Gains Population

Today, the Cenian Census Bureau announced that the Sartakak sector gained population, from 299 billion to 365 billion.

The Rubei

The Rubei is the Cenian Stock Market index. It is very much like the Dow Jones. To calculate the Rubei, analysts add up all of the stock prices for that day. To calculate the Rubei Average, you divide the Rubei by the number of stocks, currently 24.

25 December 2010

Merry Christmas!

All people of Ceni celebrate Christmas, or Hrimast in Splak, to spread cheer and give their families many presents. I wish everyone, from the loneliest Nananian to the happiest Cenian, a merry Christmas.

23 December 2010

Top 20 Populated Sectors in Ceni

  1.  Cenaci sector- 2,272 billion
  2.  Hoakgox sector- 1,885 billion
  3.  New Cenaci sector- 810 billion
  4.  Uki sector-560 billion
  5.  Pigeshi-Snak sector-357.5 billion
  6.  Fentlaraar sector-357.1 billion
  7.  Katinal sector-345.5 billion
  8.  Skywalker sector-338.9 billion
  9.  Hrrar Plo sector- 316.4 billion
  10.  Ellesmera sector-306 billion
  11.  Tarantul sector-305 billion
  12.  Sartakak sector-299 billion
  13.  Horinoco sector-284.9 billion
  14.  Batsu sector-281 billion
  15. Pandolo sector- 257 billion
  16. Sao sector- 256 billion
  17. Michosplak sector- 249.1 billion
  18. Sparkia sector- 242.3 billion
  19. Lower Throneworlds sector- 240.9 billion
  20. Outer Rim sector- 240 billion

22 December 2010

Cenian Money

Five Bewlegi
 One Bewlegi
Ten Bewlegi
Twenty Bewlegi
One Hundred Bewlegi
Fifty Bewlegi

One Bewlegi Coupon


Two Bewlegi Coupon

21 December 2010

Cenians

Cenians
 Cenians are a mammalian species native to the world of Cenaci. Their skin color ranges from dark blue to light blue, and their 2 horns are dark blue. Years of weather-control satellites around Cenaci have eliminated the Cenians’ need for hair. The clawed males and non-clawed females both have 5-fingered hands, which are very dexterous.
 Their homeworld the capitol of Ceni, the most populous species also rules the 15-trillion people country. Cenians are very friendly beings. When ruling their country, the Cenians give the citizens under their rule the 5 fundamental freedoms and don’t prosecute someone just because they don’t like them. When colonizing other planets, they have not feuded with the native population and instead respected the traditions of those species. Therefore, the Cenians earned the respect of many other species. Cenians govern their world with a parliament, with 1 senator representing each district.
 Setting out from Cenaci, the Cenians discovered other species. At the Founding Conference, the Cenians, the Illireans, the Todarolians, the Kattes, and the Michosplak, created the nation of Ceni and made an empire that has lived on forever. Cenians are spread far and wide throughout their territories. Cenians serve on the boards of their companies, which are rich and famous.  Cenians are fond of exploring, and have discovered many other planets. They, along with the Founding Conference members and the Squeevils, the Sauretiks, and the Nananians, are a major spacefaring race.
 Cenians are fond of the pink harhoole, which frolics in the seas of Athabasca, and they eat many tree-dwelling rackos. Cenian products, like starships, weapons, and technology, are sold and the profits invested in those above delicacies.
 Now new countries have entered the fray. Who knows what these countries will do to the Cenians’ empire.

Aliens Info Posts

I will be doing a series about various species that live in Ceni. The posts will include a picture and 3-4 paragraphs about the species' appearance, personality, and interaction with the rest of Ceni. Happy reading!

Updated Census

The Cenian empire has taken another census (again!). Here are the totals.

Kikimora sector- 66 billion
Sartakak sector- 299 billion
Norupe sector- 105.8 billion
Jurgencarmeitdor sector- 31 billion
Fuasoar sector-55.7 billion
Nexthar sector-137.2 billion
Skulblaka sector- 30.2 billion
Trakheim sector- 32 billion
Anahita sector- 92.8 billion
Hecaton-Chire sector- 173 billion
Lillip sector- 31.1 billion
Verethragna sector- 50.7 billion
Vayu sector- 29.2 billion
Oweca-Kitigarg sector-223.1 billion
Ellesmera sector-306 billion
Begl sector- 37 billion
Uki sector- 560 billion
Yapatu sector- 110.6 billion
Shigon sector-178 billion
Ayalice sector-43 billion
Ta-roo sector-108 billion
New Cenaci sector-810 billion (Note: The New Cenaci sector gained poulation. There was a few inspectors who thought of a miscount of the New Cenaci sector, so they counted again.)


New total population: 15,834,000,000,000

19 December 2010

Stock Symbols

Here are some Cenian stocks and their symbols, names, and headquarters.


CTR- Ceni Tech Rytekusy-Cenaci
CTRB- CTR Class B Shares
CTRC- CTR Class C Shares
SST- Scorpa Spy Tech-Scorpia
PESS- Private Eye Special Services -Scorpia
ELPH- Elephanthian Industries-Elephanthia
YKN- Yukken- Illirea
NNT- Nanania Transport- Nanania
KTCP- Katte Corp.- Katinal
PTP- Pointsettia Produce- Ille
MTLT- Dojo Ca'r'son, Inc.- Scorpia
SCT- Shadow Cantina- Cenaci
WKZ- Webkinz Group- Kinzia
ICC- International Conglomerate of Companies- Pandolo
PAF- Pikadoran Association of Farmers- Pikadora
CSM- Christmas Corporation- Sparkia
HMC- Horinoco Mining Company- Horinoco
NEWS- Starlight Publishing- Cenaci
WS- Waterloo Ships- Waterloo
NTS- National Transport Systems- Cenaci
SHOW- Cantina Theatres- Cenaci
CAKE- Mama's Bakery- Madia
NT-National Trains- Cenaci

Stock Market Posts

Every month, now I will post about the Cenian stock market. There will be prices of many stocks and information like P/E rations and dividends. These posts will be much like stock tables.

14 December 2010

CTR & SST Merge

Today, the CEO of CTR, Kyn Tucin, announced that SST and CTR had agreed to merge at a meeting on Sunday. Tucin, along with SST CEo Car's'on, have not signed the papers today. They will be headquartered on a station orbiting Cenaci, and will provide the same products they did before.

Secret Documents Stolen

Today, the Government of Jacobia announced it had discovered a secret document. The document had senator names on it, the press release said. Informant T. Posy had found the document in a locker that was unlocked. He then gave it to Jacobia because they paid a lot for it. The list included A. Cury, a soldier of Jacobia that was under suspicion of being against him. This document reinforced the suspicion. Cenian officials suspect that Jacobia will move to arrest the senators as a way to get at Ceni. We hope that will never happen.

12 December 2010

Sectors Change Name

As of today, the Ritch sector will be known as the Miros sector and the Meoth sector will change to the Tritrar sector. The change has been announced because inhabitants of those sectors and traders have not come by those out of the way capitols to do business. Therefore the governments moved the capitols to planets that can be easily reached by hyperspace.

11 December 2010

Soccer Tournament

Today, there was a huge soccer tournament on Coclat. The results were Interplanetary Congress 1- Adams 0. There were some very good players in the mix. It was very exiting. The Adams team thwarted most of the attempts on the goal, and even though the Adams team got very close to the IPC goal, they always missed or their ball was intercepted. This gives the IPC a win in the very first International Soccer Tournament.

Will NTS Break Guitars?

United Airlines breaks guitars! NTS, CTR's transport system, hopes this will never happen in Ceni.Here is a song about how United Broke someone's guitar:

09 December 2010

New Country threatens Ceni

Today, a new country threatened to bomb Ceni. Grantopolis syas it has unlimited money, a huge military, and very many nuclear bombs. That is very unlikely for a minute-old country. The country was probably bluffing at a meeting on Cenaci. We would not want a bombing, so stay on alert, military personnel.

05 December 2010

Food no.1

Here is the Food! magazine vol. 1, issue 1. It is the earliest one I have made. Happy cooking and reading!

Food Magazine

I have made a magazine with recipes. It is a sister magazine to the Royal Times. I will be posting them here. Happy reading!

03 December 2010

Zebrika and Alecino join the War

After the defeat at the Battle of the Harlet System, Alecino (with its large army) and Zebrika (with its nuclear missles) joined the fight on Ceni's side.

Battle of the Harlet System

Today, the forces of Jacobia attacked a Bananay convoy. They hopped into the Harlet system, in Bananay space, to harass several freighters carrying blasters and food. There was a starfighter squadron guarding the convoy, and it was all destroyed. The Jacobians took over the freighters and Bananay didn't have the supplies.  This was a blow to the war against Jacobia. The Cenians will be planning a counter-attack.