Waterloo has declared war on the terrorists

3 months ago, the esteemed nation of Waterloo declared war on the terrorists. Today, when a war report came home, it looks like they are winning. On the terrorist base planet of Kerrori, a world controlled by no one, I am based. The cracked mud bricks blown into shards like a cake cut into hundred thousandths, the Waterloians have soundly defeated the terrorists, with the help of Cenian fighter squadrons, who appeared when the Waterloo forces looked like they were going too be defeated, not the terrorists. The Cenians will be glad to help the Waterloians mop up this once-lethal threat. Waterloo declared war because they anhillated a major trading center on one of their vassal planets. Since then, the Holy wolves have commited their forces to destoying the terrorists. "Since trading is one of our major incomes, we were shocked when they attacked our trading base" says Fon Que, the lead minister of Waterloo. "We attacked them, because, whell, they terrorized us". The terrorists are now facing a losing war.

This is Car Fosteken, reporting for the Royal Times.