Happy Independence Day!

On February 12, 321 BC, Ceni became free from Jacobia in the Second Jacobian War. Today, we celebrate Independence Day on February 12. Happy Independence Day!

Protest Does Not Go Unnoticed

After protesters chanting "No Stinky Grass" went through the streets of Tycuflux, the Cenian government has pledged to remove the 15 million xhiya-grass that had been transplanted from Jacobia. When asked why the xhiya-grass had gone to Ceni, a Jacobian official declined to comment.

Ceni vs. Jacobia?

A debate has been going on in Ceni and the Cenian Senate: Should we declare war on Jacobia or not? As a recent poll of 156,702 people shows, 90% of the populace disapproves of Jacobia's actions or is neutral. A recent vote in the Senate to declare war on Jacobia lost 45/55 because Senator Cody Barrentine pointed out it would be a violation of the Demilitarization Act. But some critics of the vote point out that there is 1 loophole in the demilitarization act: that you can declare war to protect innocent people. But that remains yet to be seen.

Greedy Jacobia

At a routine diplomatic meeting between Ceni, Jacobia, and the Holy Land, the Representatives of Jacobia and the Holy Land, J II and K. Cremeens, started arguing and it became a shouting match over the fact that many people in other countries were tired of the fact of J II being in charge, and that J II didn't respect the rights of his citizens. J II's bodygaurd, V. Dicksit, started attacking Cremeens after Cremeens started pointing out several facts that were not on J II's side. Cremeens was defenseless, and Dicksit mercilessly pounded Cremeens. Cremeens suffered hyperventilation and was taken to a nearby hospital to recover. J II must be so intent on staying in power, that he is attacking peaceful people! When the news reached the populace of the Holy Land, they protested over J II's iron grip on the region, because the Holy Land split off from Jacobia after a war of independence. Now J II thinks he has power over both the Holy Land and Waterloo, but they resist. After the incident, J II called Cremeens "an insulting fool" and proceeded to declare war on the Holy Land. This incident broke Ceni's representative, King Kyn Tucin, to tears. Ceni will stay neutral, although it is swaying toward the Holy Land's side.

Jacobia's king's diplomatic cables to Kyn Tucin have been revealed and calls Tucin " a liar". Jacobia has even disputed Ceni's right to be left alone. Here are some excerpts:



"  I can become as powerful as I want it is not your business to interfere!"

Response: "Than I can become as powerful as I want without you interfering!"


Response: " You are the one who always says that your reason to declare war on me is that I am ''Greedy'' but I am not and I can interfere with you because you are using false statements."

J II's call sign-

J. II of Jacobia

Emporer of Jacobia 
(clearly unhappy at Kyn)

As you can see why, Jacobia and J II are being portrayed as "careless monsters" .

Ceni will fight to defend the interests of all free people, and Jacobia's people are clearly not free. They protest about the high taxes, drafting, high food prices, low wages, and dependence on the military.

We will wait and see if J II will be deposed or will step down like Mubarak.

Defeat of Jacobia

Today, it was announced that Ceni defeated Jacobia. A major rout near Kruk'nish, for Jacobia that is, prompted the ruling commander to surrender. At the Battle of Kruk'nish, the navy of Ceni surrounded Jacobia's navy around the outer planet of Kruk'nish. Since Kruk'nish was situated in a nebula, and Cenian forces blockaded the only exit, Jacobian forces were trapped. Cenian ships started firing on the weak ships, and many blew up. Jacobian reinforcements tried to arrive, but at the nearby Battle of Kruk'nar, a Cenian force neatly drove the Jacobian reinforcements back to Jacobia, because there was a Super Dreadnaught and the Jacobian commanders did nothing but flee. Thanks to this surrender, Jacobia now bows to Ceni. We will immediatly take a census to allocate representatives to the Jacobian people.

Secret Documents Stolen

Today, the Government of Jacobia announced it had discovered a secret document. The document had senator names on it, the press release said. Informant T. Posy had found the document in a locker that was unlocked. He then gave it to Jacobia because they paid a lot for it. The list included A. Cury, a soldier of Jacobia that was under suspicion of being against him. This document reinforced the suspicion. Cenian officials suspect that Jacobia will move to arrest the senators as a way to get at Ceni. We hope that will never happen.