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02 July 2011

King Throzzels Popster Seperation Leader

In a spirited diplomatic conference today, Kyn Tucin proved why he was chosen to be king. A Popster separation leader said he would secede Monday. He would charge lower taxes, but they would all go to himself. Tucin rattled off dozens of things the populace wouldn't have if they seceded, and said they would likely protest. The leader countered that he would just jail all the protesters or attach them to orbital mines and when they blew up, they would die. Tucin said there wouldn't be any jails and the latter plan was just cruel. The leader immediately backed down.

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