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17 September 2011

Shadow B'betsy Denounces Conservatives

Question: Senator B'betsy, what do you have to say about the invasion of liberals in your sector?
Answer: [I denounce this effort by conservatives and their corporations trying to get their greedy claws in my sector.]
Q: What is with the voter farud in your sector and how can you fix it?
A: [The Cenian Conservative Party's fanatical supporters are distributing senseless packets saying that 'if you are not a Cenian, you cannot vote', and then saying 'if you disobey these rules, you will be sentenced for 10 {Katinal} years in jail and your children will be taken from you.' Now I urge all Kattes to ignore this propaganda and I will hunt down the offenders and prosecute them so they get a taste of their own medicine. Why would you believe that anyway? Why would the government take away your children? That seems, and is, just stupid.]
Q: Are there any other problems with conservatives in your sector?
A:[ My opponent in the latest election denounced programs that I had voted to support and said if he was elected, then he would vote to eliminate Social Security and put that saved money into the padded palms and claws of corporations that would create jobs.]

Thank you.
[Your Welcome.] 

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